Cults

I find it amusing when people show so much concern about cults. They always worry that someone is practicing witchcraft or summoning up evil spirits and the like. The only thing more amusing are the people who join cults. Sure it's a first step into being evil, but let's face it, it's a baby step. It's far more evil and rewarding to cheat on your taxes than it is to join a cult.

To put it bluntly, cults are the boy scouts of the evil society. I really can't explain it any better than that. When they're not "summoning evil spirits" or "cursing people" they're stealing from their mother's purse or having "secret meetings" in abandoned attics or basements. Probably playing DnD or talking about emo pains.

I really don't have much to say about cults. They aren't real evil organizations and they're barely real people. There is one thing I do like about them though. They have some pretty good cookies.

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