What else are lambs for?

Chess is one of my favorite games. I tell you this not to compare hobbies nor because I'm lowering my barrier to let you know a little bit about me personally. I tell you this because Chess involves one of my favorite pastimes as well as one of the most evil acts that you could ever perform. Chess is a game of sacrifice.

I suppose another name for sacrifice could be creative murder, but sacrifice has a lot more meaning behind it and most feel better about calling it that because it gives you the idea that even though it's bad, it has to be done. Of course, I have no problem calling it creative murder, but keeping in the spirit of making the lesser creature (be it a mouse or a human) an offering, we'll call it sacrifice.

The idea is that in order to appease your God(s), get ahead in life or impress that girl you know next door, you have to give up something. And if you have to give up something, why not him? It's the art of giving without losing. Especially if you hate the guy, then you turn it into a gain. The hardest part about this would be the part where your friends find out and start to leave you one by one. Then again, that gives you more people to sacrifice. What are friends for, right?

After a few sacrifices, most people would recognize the few friends they have remaining as their true friends and allow them to be involved. I suppose this falls back onto my last topic about forming a cult, but as long as they don't wear dark robes and sacrifice only people they could call it a gang, which is one step higher. After that, they could drop the sacrificing all together and just perform selective assassinations. God knows we need some more of those.

Getting back to sacrifices, there are several different ways that you can do it... And you know what, it's the same methods that you would use for suicides. So go back to my topic about suicides, pick whichever flavor you like, and enjoy.

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