Monday, May 18, 2009

The Downward Spiral


All things that begin, must end. What goes up must come down. There are several ways of saying it, but it all amounts to one thing. The downward spiral, otherwise known as Entropy. Simply put, it is the eventuality of all things. The golden rule stating that all machines must break down, every flame must burn out, and all living things must eventually DIE. What a wonderful rule.

Entropy is one of the few truths to the world. There is no point in fighting it, for you will only prolong the inevitable. Not only don't I fight against it, I like to help it along. If I see something living, I kill it. If I see a flame flickering happily, I'll snuff it out. If I see a computer running, I'll erase it's programing with a magnet and then demagnetized the magnet.

Of course, sometimes fire can work for Entropy. Especially when it's burning down a third of the world. I tend to let those fires burn for a while. Following the rule of Entropy, we also discover something fun you can do with the world. Something that is far better and more worth your time than trying to take it over. End it. Some of you may ask why it's still here if I want it gone. It's simple, really. Ending the world is a final goal. It's simply not fun to end it all at once. Remember, baby steps.

You may think that in the end everything will be gone if Entropy has it's way, but fortunately this is not the case. I say fortunately because it wouldn't be fun if the universe ran out of things to end. No, Entropy is merely one of three stages within the trinity. Entropy leads into the Dynamic which leads into Stasis which leads into Entropy. So as you can see, there will always be systems to shut down and things to kill.

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Monday, May 4, 2009

What else are lambs for?


Chess is one of my favorite games. I tell you this not to compare hobbies nor because I'm lowering my barrier to let you know a little bit about me personally. I tell you this because Chess involves one of my favorite pastimes as well as one of the most evil acts that you could ever perform. Chess is a game of sacrifice.

I suppose another name for sacrifice could be creative murder, but sacrifice has a lot more meaning behind it and most feel better about calling it that because it gives you the idea that even though it's bad, it has to be done. Of course, I have no problem calling it creative murder, but keeping in the spirit of making the lesser creature (be it a mouse or a human) an offering, we'll call it sacrifice.

The idea is that in order to appease your God(s), get ahead in life or impress that girl you know next door, you have to give up something. And if you have to give up something, why not him? It's the art of giving without losing. Especially if you hate the guy, then you turn it into a gain. The hardest part about this would be the part where your friends find out and start to leave you one by one. Then again, that gives you more people to sacrifice. What are friends for, right?

After a few sacrifices, most people would recognize the few friends they have remaining as their true friends and allow them to be involved. I suppose this falls back onto my last topic about forming a cult, but as long as they don't wear dark robes and sacrifice only people they could call it a gang, which is one step higher. After that, they could drop the sacrificing all together and just perform selective assassinations. God knows we need some more of those.

Getting back to sacrifices, there are several different ways that you can do it... And you know what, it's the same methods that you would use for suicides. So go back to my topic about suicides, pick whichever flavor you like, and enjoy.

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